Dear Credit Card,
You should break up with me. I am nothing but abusive to you & all you do is give me pretty, sparkling things. Our relationship is very one way.... Even when you send me a letter every month, sometimes I don’t even care to read it. I understand I may need to seek help, as I do take advantage of you, however I am very honest in saying I will continue to abuse you until such time as you make the decision to move on.
Sincerely, Samantha.
(Ps - Thank you for the JIMMY CHOO's that you got me today. I mean, they are kind of amazing...)
